30 funny computer quotes

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30. “The only problem with troubleshooting is that sometimes trouble shoots back.”

29. “Crap… Someone knocked over my recycle bin… There’s icons all over my desktop…”

28. “Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS !”

27. “rm -rf /bin/laden”

26. “I don’t care if you ARE getting a PhD in it ! Get away from that damn computer and go find a woman !”

25. “The great thing about Object Oriented code is that it can make small, simple problems look like large, complex ones.”

24. “If brute force doesn’t solve your problems, then you aren’t using enough.”

23. “Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.”

22. “Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.”

21. Microsoft: “You’ve got questions. We’ve got dancing paperclips.”

20. “I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly”

19. The world is coming to an end… SAVE YOUR BUFFERS !”

18. “If you don’t want to be replaced by a computer, don’t act like one.”

17. “Better to be a geek than an idiot.”

16. “I went to a gentleman’s cybercafe — and they offered me a ‘laptop dance’.”

15. “After Perl everything else is just assembly language.”

14. “The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.”

13. “There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.”

12. “Difference between a virus and windows ? Viruses rarely fail.”

11. “Hacking is like sex. You get in, you get out, and hope that you didn’t leave something that can be traced back to you.”

10. “1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d”

9. “Helpdesk: There is an icon on your computer labeled “My Computer”. Double click on it.
User: What’s your computer doing on mine?”

8. “I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldn’t show up in a Unix directory listing.”

7. “If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.”

6. “Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.”

5. “Any fool can use a computer. Many do.”

4. “Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.”

3. “Those who can’t write programs, write help files.”

2. “You know you’re a geek when… You try to shoo a fly away from the monitor with your cursor. That just happened to me. It was scary.”

1. “Computer language design is just like a stroll in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.”

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