Category Archives: Nepali Jokes

Dhurmus on party


Dhurmus bhakhar gau bata shahargarko ani us lai sahar ma kasaile party ma bolayecha . Dhurmus shoot boot shait party gayecha. Party buffet thiyo. Party ma plate ma spoon ra tissue paper dekhecha ani tissue paper lai pani khane kura bhanthanecha ekchin ma euta manche le tyhi plate uthayo .Ani Dhurmus chichaudai dai tyo nakhanus kehi swad chaina tyesma. nalinus!!!

Hi Darling|nepali joke

Boy: Hi darling k xa?
Girl: Ko ho? Boy: Timro pagal premi Jaanu
Grl: Ta harke ho?
Boy: Ho… Timilai kasari tha vo?
Grl: Ta Chandane bahun ko xora hos ni?
Boy: Ho tara kasari tha vo?
Grl: Ta Gothbare Jetha ko Naati hos?
Boy: Ho…ho…. Kasari tha vo vandaixu?

 

Grl: “Arey khate ma teri aama hu, Aafnai ghar ma phone garera kaha gaza tandai xas? Ghar matra aaija na..janeki xu tolai!! 😀 😛

Buy tickets | mundre nepali joke

Mundre and mundre wife were at the movie theater to see the rekha thapa’s new movie on buying ticket?
Mundre wife: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?
Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
MUndre by the side : Thank God ,I Have Only 6 Children..!!

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